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robber:
female staff:
robber down and looked at some female staff, the accused said:
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first said:
second only said:
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reporter asked:
Penguin, said:
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Zhao said:
Fan Wei said proudly:
Zhao turned the draw two donkey ears, shouted:
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chest T-shirt wrote a few words:
curious passers-by are stopped, a smile from the fat woman front of them. -
later, the crowd dispersed to coax the sound! -
old, fat woman's back has the words:
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another very curious and asked him:
non-luminous fireflies replied:
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Unexpectedly, halo too serious, and soon would spit a plastic bag full! -
stewardess said:
stewardess came back and found that even spit on the floor are! -
angry flight attendants asked:
passenger said:
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